-- To a better Whitely --
It's with mixed feelings that we announce that the 2000 Seattle Whitely Best of Seattle Reader Poll was voted BEST Least Noteworthy Regularly Occurring Feature and BEST Most Unreadable Feature in the 2000 Seattle Whitely Best of Seattle Reader Poll. Exciting stuff, that; but our Features don't deserve awards [voted Least Award-Deserving in the '98 Reader Poll - ed.], and we were wondering ... a little ballot-box-stuffing by our crosstown rivals at the Wanker? But a quick phone call reveals that a) no, they never heard of it, and b) they cannot read. At any rate, there won't be any more 2000 Best of Seattle Reader Polls this year; our Spring Fashion Pull-out was last spring; and the Dept. of Sanitation has asked us to discontinue our special Fall Voting Throwaway. Enjoy.