- WANKER VOTING GUIDE -
It's voting time again, and with it come the same old questions: what is voting? Does it have music? Our readable Voting Guide talks you through the process. Don't let being a teen stop you from taking part in the upcoming election, which is next week we believe or possibly last week, pg17
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READING SOCIAL STUDIES MATH TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS
SOCIAL STUDIES MATH TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS
EAT: Savory new 7-11 corn-dog has even more corn and dogmeat.
SHIT: "What'd I eat today?" How to tell.
SLEEP: Sleep-walk for a calmer, less jittery shoplifting experience.
EAT: Local vegan must eat meat or tape-worm will die.
SHIT: Difficult enough without adding "toilet-reading" to the task.
SLEEP: Electro-shock device can tell you if you're asleep.
EAT: Escargot not cute enough to be animal life, say vegans.
SHIT: Every year sewer workers score thousands of free syringes.
SLEEP: Controlled use of narcolepsy transforms M's game into minute of thrills.
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