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Live MusicBallard
Frathouse -- 8:30, "a capella" jam session for the hearing-impaired, come
one come all.
Shit-a-brick Grill -- World of Polka series with Fran Lichter. This
week: Zambia. $4
Coxpuller -- Rap, scat and plain-chant with The Stammerers, $2
Lance's Boiler in Bellevue -- Dan Palsy, jazz drum
Demerol Diner
-- Open mike exhibit
Caries -- Ear-piercing screams. Come observe and listen to
the handiwork of Dr. Norm Struebing of Norm's Pierces, $4
Fleighmours -- Chip and
Dweezil Guthrie, commie bluegrass
Buggerers -- Tic/Duct/Pock/Lint, $1
Re-hab -- Quiet Night, with The Mimes
Rumper Room -- 9:30,
Prodwallet/Blotto Pilots
The Backside -- Pancho Estevez and his 30-piece saxophone
band, $13.50
The Slattern -- Tim and Tammy Weepeasy, earnest folk, $4
The Wanker -- Tweeze/Preen/The Sperm Wails
Dachau's -- Tim Ott,
fiddle hippy
D.T.sThe Bogus -- 60's Alcoholism Retrospective
Bud
Melman's -- Guinness Beer Marathon
Coronary -- Poison Liqueurs and
Brandies
Juice & Jail -- Eagle Hardware Smorgasbord of Thinners  Music that is Alive
But Unresponsive Snotlocker -- Panderer/The Simpletones/Shedder, $3
Moron -- Between 3 and 5 selected grunge-bands, no cover
Cafe Cilia
-- Lou Garish and The Loogies, bring own cover
Pick 'n Poke --
Cud/Paste/Cloy/Gall
Carbuncle -- Snoozebar/Sneezeguard/Nose Cheese
Potty
Stop -- Kip Kork, light-board
Dullbrainer -- 8:30, bring own open mike
Penis Underground -- "Sputter, Click & Grunt," Bobby McFerrin one-man show, $2
Nerdland -- The Ross PerotoRooters, no cover, must give $10 donation to Perot 2000
campaign
Lazily -- 8-10, open mike, signup at 10, $2
Old Fart --
New Plagiarists of The Purple Sage, $4
Sosumi -- The John Deere Mow Better
Bluesmen, no cover
Pink Odor -- The Dental Drills, unbearable dance drilling
Toke Hole -- Rocker Self-Promotion Night, with Porker/The Peed/Flosser, $4
Randyman's -- Sam and Screechy Winans, plaintive folk
The Backside
-- Charity Banjo-bash, $1 a whack. Money to Chicken Soup Brigade, bring own banjo
Slattern -- Reverend Bob and the Altered Boys, $2
Wanker --
Powerpuff/Rockmild!/Goofmetal/The Bumblers, $5
Putz & Dud's -- Potluck night,
bring own grunge-band
Fuct'er Tavern -- 8:30, Rainforest Exaggerated Danger
road-show, sponsored by McDonald's, with Secrete Sauce and special guest Sesame Semen
D.T.s
The Ugly -- 8, Fortified Wine Blind Taste Test
The Undergrown
-- 8, Seminar: Recovering Alcohol from Vomit, $2
Bud Melman's -- Guinness World
Record Night (see Mon.)
Not Recommended Dolt's -- Performance artists
will attempt to drive away audience members with "poetry" and "dance." Prizes! $6
Barfspot -- 8, Studs of Tower Video "slave auction." Highest bid, or free to good
home
This Ol' Stain -- Scat Singers. Federal Health Department officials will be
on hand
Rather Droll -- Theater as Therapy Night. 10 Performance Artists. No
audience
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