You've been examining a fair medley of renowned George Clark Band-Club Ads. These ads are used to lampoon Band-Clubs and their baleful detritus, Bands.

Now here's important news.

These handsomely-formatted and mean-spirited ads have been determined to be indistinguishable from the ads on which they are based and thus are irrelevant to the purposes of Impugnment and Ridicule to which Mr. Clark has dedicated his life's energies.

This is not impossible.