VOLUME 9 NUMBER 10 MARCH 7, 1995
Publisher: George Clark
Editor's Blurb Knute Berber Account Executive Sy Dompune
No-Account Executive
Don Muspey Vice President Manager Ned Spumoy Advertising
Department Fabricator Ann Peam Typographical
Recombobulator Pam Anne Meanpen Office of Superfluity Art O'Geel
Copy Boy K.D.
Lang Chief Nepotist Leo Treag Dingbat Controller Paddie Morone
Circulation Director
Ron Depomedi (LMT) Ream & Paper Cut Authority Naomi Reprode, R.N.
Department
Enthusiast Leona Marten Proprietor of Chaff & Filler Anne Rotmeal
Chief Incompetent
May Noonus Curator of Opinion Mr. Monies Anagrammarians Chad
and Jonah, the little
office Clarks
 You are examining a genuine George
Clark publication. Mr. Clark alone is
responsible for the words and images within. Assume that the contents are non-factual.
George Clark publications are publications designed solely to amuse and
offend.
All references to persons and businesses - including the reference to Blockbuster
Video later in this paragraph - were made without the consent and knowledge of the
referred-to parties. This is an important point. Consider the Blockbuster Video ad on page one. Blockbuster Video Inc. attempted to give their consent and knowledge
for this
ad, and it was rejected. Let it be known: you cannot buy the ridicule of
George
Clark.
By the way: thinking of suing Mr. Clark? Mr. Clark enjoys these periodic
opportunities to rediscover the 1st Amendment. Send your lawsuits to: McNutt, Gant,
Thrush & Ormsby, 590 Commercial Ave., Coos Bay, Ore., 97420.
Did you know that you can now pester Mr. Clark over the phone? 206-286-1145.
A voice-mail service. Mr. Clark will not return your calls, nor will he in fact listen to
your messages, but they will be transcribed and retained in the archives. This is a perfect
opportunity to mention your band name. If you do not have a band name, one will be
engineered and mentioned for you.
We invite you to take part in Mr. Clark's innovative experiment in self-promotion,
as detailed on page three. Intriguing note: because he loses a small amount of money on
each item sold, you could easily bankrupt him by ordering 800,000,000 pig's ears.
Seattle Whitely:
260-444-4087; gclark@speakeasy.org
5112 Queen Anne Ave. N. #512
Seattle, Washington 98109
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